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No Karens Hoodie

No Karens Hoodie

Regular price £45.00
Regular price Sale price £45.00
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NO KARENS – MUM'S HOODIE

This isn't a Karen hoodie. Karen's already emailed the manager.

This is a Skatepark Mum Hoodie.

Built for 7am starts, 5pm skatepark finishes, forgotten water bottles, emergency McDonald's runs and standing in the rain while someone "just does one more trick".

Why mums love it:

• Soft heavyweight fabric = like wearing a duvet to the skatepark
• Proper pockets for phones, keys, snacks and random scooter bolts
• Oversized comfort for cold mornings and long competition days
• Stylish enough for the school run, the coffee run and the skatepark run

Perfect for mums who know:

  • A tailwhip isn't something you do to a horse
  • "Five more minutes" actually means another hour
  • £200 scooter parts somehow count as "essential purchases"

Whether you're cheering from the sidelines, filming tricks you'll never understand, or spending your weekend at a skatepark instead of a spa, this hoodie has you covered.

Because behind every rider landing their trick is a mum wondering how much the next scooter part is going to cost.

This Midweight Softstyle hoodie features a cozy, brushed interior and a 100% ring spun cotton face, ideal for a variety of cotton friendly decorating techniques.

  • Fabric Composition: 80% ring-spun US cotton, 20% polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 8.4 oz/SqYd
  • Design Elements: 2-end ringspun cotton face fleece, classic fit tubular body, 2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood
  • Additional Features: 3/8"" flat drawcords, dropped shoulders, double-needle topstitching, grey pearlized tear-away label

Oversized Mum Hoodie – Large (L)

Size Large (L)

  • Length: 74 cm (29.1”)
  • Chest Width: 122 cm (48”)
  • Half Chest: 61 cm (24”)
  • Sleeve Length: 90 cm (35.4”)

Product Description

The Hoodie Mum Will Never Want to Take Off.

Designed for comfort, warmth and those well-earned moments of downtime, our Oversized Mum Hoodie is all about feeling cosy without compromising on style.

With its relaxed oversized fit, soft brushed interior and generous sizing, this hoodie is perfect for school runs, sofa days, coffee trips, skatepark mornings or simply curling up at home. The Large size offers that sought-after roomy fit, making it ideal for layering through every season.

✔ Super soft fleece-lined interior
✔ Relaxed oversized fit for maximum comfort
✔ Deep hood and kangaroo pocket
✔ Perfect for layering on colder days
✔ Designed for mums who deserve a bit of comfort

Warning: Once Mum puts this on, you may struggle to get it back.

Fit: Intentionally oversized and cosy. If you love that wrapped-up, comfy hoodie feeling, this is the one.



Care Instructions

General

Gentle machine or hand wash in cold water with mild detergent

Dry

Tumble dry on low or hang dry, avoid high heat

Store

In a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight

Iron

Use low heat and a pressing cloth if necessary, but best to avoid ironing fleece

Delivery & Returns

Processing & Dispatch Times

  • Orders are typically processed and dispatched within 1–2 working days of purchase.
  • Orders placed after 12pm or on weekends/bank holidays will be processed the next working day.

Delivery Times

  • Standard UK mainland delivery usually takes 2–5 working days from dispatch.
  • Delivery times to non-mainland addresses may vary and could take longer.
  • All delivery times are estimates and may be affected by factors outside our control (e.g. courier delays, adverse weather).

Tracking & Notifications

  • Once your order has been dispatched, you will receive a confirmation email which may include tracking information (where available).
  • Some smaller orders may be sent via non-tracked services.

Missed Deliveries

  • If you are not at home when delivery is attempted, the courier may leave a calling card or send a notification with re-delivery/collection instructions.
  • It is your responsibility to arrange redelivery or collection within the courier’s holding period.

Damaged or Missing Parcels

  • Please inspect your parcel upon delivery and contact us within 48 hours if your order arrives damaged or items are missing.
  • We may require photos of the packaging and product to process a claim.

Changes to Delivery Terms

We reserve the right to amend or withdraw our Free Delivery offer at any time without prior notice. Updated delivery terms will always be published on this page.

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